Learn the Art of True Gift Giving and Give Yourself the Greatest Gift

I remember a few years back I was complaining to my sister about a gift that I gave someone. I was complaining that the person did not appreciate the gift, they were not taking care of it, and thus was feeling disrespected by that person.
My sister casually and calmly told me that I had […]

Things I learned In 2007

We want to change everyone else because somehow changing the world seems easier then changing ourself. I long looked at fundamentalists with such pity. I would always think to myself that this person is trying to change everyone because deep down they just hate themselves and don’t feel like they have the capacity for […]

How I Turned Sucky Sundays into Happy Ice Cream Sundaes

photo courtesy of C.J.M

For Monday through Friday workers Sundays just suck. I mean yeah, you don’t have to work, but you know you have to the next day, and that little fact justs gnaws at you. You know you can’t stay up late, you know that there is probably stuff that needs to be […]

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Rewards Program or Retards Program

I am addicted to Diet Coke in a major way and for the longest time I wished that Coke would run a rewards program. I remember at different times over my life Pepsi running different promotions where you could win money and prizes, and I was always bummed that Coke did not do anything similar.
Well […]

Origin of the Word ‘Woman’

For some reason I was thinking about the word woman, lets not discuss why or in what context, anyway the word seemed weird to me. We are all familiar with the word Man which can be used to describe a singular human being with certain characteristics or in the greater sense to mean all Humans, […]